the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
THIS ISN’T LASAGNA YOU PIECE OF SHIT
"Are you gay?"
girls take so long to get ready because we’re mesmerized by our own boobs
oh god this makes me feel so much better about this scene
team bonding (＾ｐ＾)